If I put this in a book, no one would believe it ...
Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese
Tue Dec 6, 7:01 PM ET
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.
Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.
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